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Oliver Given #11
Centre Midfield
Slap City's favourite opponent
A tough tackling central midfielder, Given has somehow avoided a yellow card in 11 aside football for VCFC so far - to the bemusement of his teammates. Following the events of the infamous match against Slap City, OG has resumed football without major side effects, much to the relief of all concerned. A Coventry City fan, he has looked to Vale in recent years for a respite from reality.
Update: has progressed to a full time shithouse, with dives, late tackles and abuse galore - and is the recipient of the most unbelievable red card in Vale history - from the bench.

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